That photo isn't even close to being current. All up-to-date photos feature mud.

Did you know that when you have your daily spoonful of flax oil (you are having a spoonful a day, right?), you are supposed to keep that stuff in your mouth for a minute before swallowing. Wow! Do that for a few days and you'll learn how to totally turn off your sensory perception.

Things that DO taste good: Maple Cream from Deep Mountain Valley (makes even flax/whole wheat waffles taste like heaven) and my personal crutch - raw honey from Tassot Apiaries.

Got any artisanal food secrets you want to share? I'm listening.

Oh, one other thing in the disgusting-tasting-but-virtuous food category: blue-green algae in powder form can be a little hard to get down mixed into water. (You're not taking it in the capsule form are you? That's for wimps.) But mixed into a blueberry banana smoothie it actually tastes good! And if you are blending your algae-enhanced smoothie at home you can get an extra little bit of joy reminding yourself how much health food stores charge for the same thing.

Also, if you have a pre-teen it is really fun to turn on the blender just when they start talking. I can entertain myself for a long time that way.

(And obviously I deserve everything the teen years are about to dish out.)